I walked uphill both ways [closed]












14












$begingroup$



Grandpa: "You young'ins have it easy. When I was your age, I had to walk to school and home again uphill both ways!"



Grandson: Grandpa, that's imposs--



Grandpa: Don't interrupt me child! I'm telling the truth, I walked uphill both ways!




Grandpa isn't lying. How can this be (note: this is a lateral thinking puzzle with many possible solutions--most creative wins)?










share|improve this question











$endgroup$



closed as too broad by Tom, Alconja, Rupert Morrish, Quintec, Rand al'Thor Jan 25 at 6:52


Please edit the question to limit it to a specific problem with enough detail to identify an adequate answer. Avoid asking multiple distinct questions at once. See the How to Ask page for help clarifying this question. If this question can be reworded to fit the rules in the help center, please edit the question.














  • 3




    $begingroup$
    Bah. Your grandpa had it easy. My grandpa had to swim across a river full of crocodiles to go to school.
    $endgroup$
    – Sid
    Jan 24 at 19:07






  • 5




    $begingroup$
    Oh yeah, well my great-grandpa had to (cough) swim across a river of lava to go to school.
    $endgroup$
    – bob
    Jan 24 at 19:52








  • 4




    $begingroup$
    My uncle would've loved to swim across a river of lava to go to school, he would've been so lucky!
    $endgroup$
    – MikeTheLiar
    Jan 24 at 22:34






  • 3




    $begingroup$
    You mean he got to swim in shark free lava? Luxury.
    $endgroup$
    – plasticinsect
    Jan 25 at 2:37










  • $begingroup$
    To the mods: If I reword this question to have fewer answers then it will lose it's beauty and interest; it is a creative thinking exercise meant to show how many ways there are to do something that on the surface appears impossible. It cannot be anything but broad. Perhaps this time a rule needs an exception? What harm was caused here that the rule protected us from?
    $endgroup$
    – bob
    Jan 25 at 13:32


















14












$begingroup$



Grandpa: "You young'ins have it easy. When I was your age, I had to walk to school and home again uphill both ways!"



Grandson: Grandpa, that's imposs--



Grandpa: Don't interrupt me child! I'm telling the truth, I walked uphill both ways!




Grandpa isn't lying. How can this be (note: this is a lateral thinking puzzle with many possible solutions--most creative wins)?










share|improve this question











$endgroup$



closed as too broad by Tom, Alconja, Rupert Morrish, Quintec, Rand al'Thor Jan 25 at 6:52


Please edit the question to limit it to a specific problem with enough detail to identify an adequate answer. Avoid asking multiple distinct questions at once. See the How to Ask page for help clarifying this question. If this question can be reworded to fit the rules in the help center, please edit the question.














  • 3




    $begingroup$
    Bah. Your grandpa had it easy. My grandpa had to swim across a river full of crocodiles to go to school.
    $endgroup$
    – Sid
    Jan 24 at 19:07






  • 5




    $begingroup$
    Oh yeah, well my great-grandpa had to (cough) swim across a river of lava to go to school.
    $endgroup$
    – bob
    Jan 24 at 19:52








  • 4




    $begingroup$
    My uncle would've loved to swim across a river of lava to go to school, he would've been so lucky!
    $endgroup$
    – MikeTheLiar
    Jan 24 at 22:34






  • 3




    $begingroup$
    You mean he got to swim in shark free lava? Luxury.
    $endgroup$
    – plasticinsect
    Jan 25 at 2:37










  • $begingroup$
    To the mods: If I reword this question to have fewer answers then it will lose it's beauty and interest; it is a creative thinking exercise meant to show how many ways there are to do something that on the surface appears impossible. It cannot be anything but broad. Perhaps this time a rule needs an exception? What harm was caused here that the rule protected us from?
    $endgroup$
    – bob
    Jan 25 at 13:32
















14












14








14


1



$begingroup$



Grandpa: "You young'ins have it easy. When I was your age, I had to walk to school and home again uphill both ways!"



Grandson: Grandpa, that's imposs--



Grandpa: Don't interrupt me child! I'm telling the truth, I walked uphill both ways!




Grandpa isn't lying. How can this be (note: this is a lateral thinking puzzle with many possible solutions--most creative wins)?










share|improve this question











$endgroup$





Grandpa: "You young'ins have it easy. When I was your age, I had to walk to school and home again uphill both ways!"



Grandson: Grandpa, that's imposs--



Grandpa: Don't interrupt me child! I'm telling the truth, I walked uphill both ways!




Grandpa isn't lying. How can this be (note: this is a lateral thinking puzzle with many possible solutions--most creative wins)?







lateral-thinking






share|improve this question















share|improve this question













share|improve this question




share|improve this question








edited Jan 25 at 15:17







bob

















asked Jan 24 at 16:28









bobbob

20217




20217




closed as too broad by Tom, Alconja, Rupert Morrish, Quintec, Rand al'Thor Jan 25 at 6:52


Please edit the question to limit it to a specific problem with enough detail to identify an adequate answer. Avoid asking multiple distinct questions at once. See the How to Ask page for help clarifying this question. If this question can be reworded to fit the rules in the help center, please edit the question.









closed as too broad by Tom, Alconja, Rupert Morrish, Quintec, Rand al'Thor Jan 25 at 6:52


Please edit the question to limit it to a specific problem with enough detail to identify an adequate answer. Avoid asking multiple distinct questions at once. See the How to Ask page for help clarifying this question. If this question can be reworded to fit the rules in the help center, please edit the question.










  • 3




    $begingroup$
    Bah. Your grandpa had it easy. My grandpa had to swim across a river full of crocodiles to go to school.
    $endgroup$
    – Sid
    Jan 24 at 19:07






  • 5




    $begingroup$
    Oh yeah, well my great-grandpa had to (cough) swim across a river of lava to go to school.
    $endgroup$
    – bob
    Jan 24 at 19:52








  • 4




    $begingroup$
    My uncle would've loved to swim across a river of lava to go to school, he would've been so lucky!
    $endgroup$
    – MikeTheLiar
    Jan 24 at 22:34






  • 3




    $begingroup$
    You mean he got to swim in shark free lava? Luxury.
    $endgroup$
    – plasticinsect
    Jan 25 at 2:37










  • $begingroup$
    To the mods: If I reword this question to have fewer answers then it will lose it's beauty and interest; it is a creative thinking exercise meant to show how many ways there are to do something that on the surface appears impossible. It cannot be anything but broad. Perhaps this time a rule needs an exception? What harm was caused here that the rule protected us from?
    $endgroup$
    – bob
    Jan 25 at 13:32
















  • 3




    $begingroup$
    Bah. Your grandpa had it easy. My grandpa had to swim across a river full of crocodiles to go to school.
    $endgroup$
    – Sid
    Jan 24 at 19:07






  • 5




    $begingroup$
    Oh yeah, well my great-grandpa had to (cough) swim across a river of lava to go to school.
    $endgroup$
    – bob
    Jan 24 at 19:52








  • 4




    $begingroup$
    My uncle would've loved to swim across a river of lava to go to school, he would've been so lucky!
    $endgroup$
    – MikeTheLiar
    Jan 24 at 22:34






  • 3




    $begingroup$
    You mean he got to swim in shark free lava? Luxury.
    $endgroup$
    – plasticinsect
    Jan 25 at 2:37










  • $begingroup$
    To the mods: If I reword this question to have fewer answers then it will lose it's beauty and interest; it is a creative thinking exercise meant to show how many ways there are to do something that on the surface appears impossible. It cannot be anything but broad. Perhaps this time a rule needs an exception? What harm was caused here that the rule protected us from?
    $endgroup$
    – bob
    Jan 25 at 13:32










3




3




$begingroup$
Bah. Your grandpa had it easy. My grandpa had to swim across a river full of crocodiles to go to school.
$endgroup$
– Sid
Jan 24 at 19:07




$begingroup$
Bah. Your grandpa had it easy. My grandpa had to swim across a river full of crocodiles to go to school.
$endgroup$
– Sid
Jan 24 at 19:07




5




5




$begingroup$
Oh yeah, well my great-grandpa had to (cough) swim across a river of lava to go to school.
$endgroup$
– bob
Jan 24 at 19:52






$begingroup$
Oh yeah, well my great-grandpa had to (cough) swim across a river of lava to go to school.
$endgroup$
– bob
Jan 24 at 19:52






4




4




$begingroup$
My uncle would've loved to swim across a river of lava to go to school, he would've been so lucky!
$endgroup$
– MikeTheLiar
Jan 24 at 22:34




$begingroup$
My uncle would've loved to swim across a river of lava to go to school, he would've been so lucky!
$endgroup$
– MikeTheLiar
Jan 24 at 22:34




3




3




$begingroup$
You mean he got to swim in shark free lava? Luxury.
$endgroup$
– plasticinsect
Jan 25 at 2:37




$begingroup$
You mean he got to swim in shark free lava? Luxury.
$endgroup$
– plasticinsect
Jan 25 at 2:37












$begingroup$
To the mods: If I reword this question to have fewer answers then it will lose it's beauty and interest; it is a creative thinking exercise meant to show how many ways there are to do something that on the surface appears impossible. It cannot be anything but broad. Perhaps this time a rule needs an exception? What harm was caused here that the rule protected us from?
$endgroup$
– bob
Jan 25 at 13:32






$begingroup$
To the mods: If I reword this question to have fewer answers then it will lose it's beauty and interest; it is a creative thinking exercise meant to show how many ways there are to do something that on the surface appears impossible. It cannot be anything but broad. Perhaps this time a rule needs an exception? What harm was caused here that the rule protected us from?
$endgroup$
– bob
Jan 25 at 13:32












22 Answers
22






active

oldest

votes


















22












$begingroup$


He lived on a small iceberg floating in the ocean. The residential area is on one side and the school is on the other. When everybody is at home, the residential area is more heavily weighted and the berg slopes upward towards the school. When everyone is at school, that side is heavier and the way home is uphill. Of course, when about half the people have crossed the midpoint, the iceberg would tilt the other way, but maybe your grandpa was an early riser and a diligent student and left before everyone else, and also went home early, so for him it was uphill both ways. For the lazy folks that slept in and arrived late (and maybe because of that got kept late for detention), it was downhill both ways.







share|improve this answer









$endgroup$









  • 1




    $begingroup$
    Bonus that this also solves the unstated (but well-known) snow part of the story.
    $endgroup$
    – bob
    Jan 25 at 15:25










  • $begingroup$
    Take my upvote!
    $endgroup$
    – Riddler
    2 days ago



















31












$begingroup$

Psh easy




Gramps walked down a street named uphill to school and then he walked down the same street home every day.







share|improve this answer









$endgroup$









  • 2




    $begingroup$
    I love this one!
    $endgroup$
    – bob
    Jan 24 at 18:25





















28












$begingroup$

Answer:




Grandpa's house and the school were both situated at the top of separate hills, so he had to walk downhill and then uphill in both directions.







share|improve this answer









$endgroup$













  • $begingroup$
    That's how I always understood it worked.
    $endgroup$
    – Arturo Torres Sánchez
    Jan 25 at 13:55



















22












$begingroup$

possibly




The school had multiple buildings and Grandpa's first class in the morning was in a building on a hill that was uphill from his home. And his last class in the afternoon was in a little valley at the base of the hill so it was uphill back home. During the day, he moved up and down to get from building to building for his classes.




Poor Grandpa. He forgot to mention the snow and 15 miles.






share|improve this answer









$endgroup$













  • $begingroup$
    Yeah, he was getting to the snow but kids today just don't know how not to interrupt. :)
    $endgroup$
    – bob
    Jan 24 at 16:51








  • 1




    $begingroup$
    Not to mention living in a paper bag and getting up 2 hours before they went to sleep.
    $endgroup$
    – WhatRoughBeast
    Jan 24 at 22:39



















10












$begingroup$

Your Grandpa:




wasn't lying. He lived on a Penrose Field, with the school on the other side. Uphill both ways, unless of course some days he felt lazy and went downhill both ways!







share|improve this answer









$endgroup$









  • 1




    $begingroup$
    Those aren't physically possible, so this answer is as valid as saying "magic"...
    $endgroup$
    – BlueRaja - Danny Pflughoeft
    Jan 24 at 22:07










  • $begingroup$
    Lolol @ an impossible answer!
    $endgroup$
    – Riddler
    2 days ago



















10












$begingroup$


He had a dog named "uphill". $ $ $ $







share|improve this answer









$endgroup$













  • $begingroup$
    Interesting. I wish my school was like that!
    $endgroup$
    – bob
    Jan 24 at 19:45



















8












$begingroup$

A possible answer




Your grandpa travelled to and from school on a team boat that used a human treadwheel system of propulsion.
To operate the paddles and gain forward motion, he would have to walk uphill in both directions.







share|improve this answer









$endgroup$













  • $begingroup$
    Very interesting take on this!
    $endgroup$
    – bob
    Jan 24 at 18:00










  • $begingroup$
    This would probably be my first runner up if I could indicate that on this site. Very creative!
    $endgroup$
    – bob
    Jan 25 at 15:26



















8












$begingroup$


He lived part way up a mountain and went to skiing school. Uphill to the lesson at the top, and uphill from the bottom of the slope back home.







share|improve this answer









$endgroup$





















    7












    $begingroup$

    This is trivially true if




    there is at least one hill or valley in between the two endpoints of the journey, in which case the person walking will go both uphill and downhill both ways.







    share|improve this answer









    $endgroup$













    • $begingroup$
      Interesting; I like the idea of slightly re-interpreting the wording in a way that is still plausible. Cool!
      $endgroup$
      – bob
      Jan 24 at 18:24



















    6












    $begingroup$


    I believe that this question has been most accurately answered in the following scenario.
    Your grandfather lives on one side of a ravine. The building is on the other side. A tightrope with room for some slack is strung between the two sides.
    Because of the weight distribution, when your grandfather uses the tightrope, he would have to walk uphill either way to reach the end of the tightrope.







    share|improve this answer









    $endgroup$













    • $begingroup$
      This answer is quite clever.
      $endgroup$
      – bob
      Jan 24 at 21:56










    • $begingroup$
      And in this case, grandpa has more to complain about than just the walk uphill :)
      $endgroup$
      – jafe
      Jan 25 at 5:43










    • $begingroup$
      Actually, I've seen that for real on the TV, only with a zipline instead of a tightrope. In some South America country, there are kids who go to school like that, so if the endpoints are the school and Grandpa's house, both will involve a walk uphill to the startpoints. See here, but video broken.
      $endgroup$
      – Ken Y-N
      Jan 25 at 6:28





















    4












    $begingroup$


    Grandpa's family owned six houses, all distributed at different heights along the same mountainside. (Needless to say, his family was quite wealthy.) There were also five different schoolhouses along the mountainside, each one in-between two of Grandpa's houses. On Monday, Grandpa would start at the lowest house on the mountain, and would walk uphill to the lowest school. When school was done, he would walk home, uphill, to the second-lowest house. The next day, he would walk uphill to the next school up the slope, and so on. Each morning he would walk to a different school, and then go home to a different house. On the weekend he would ski down the mountain and start over.







    share|improve this answer









    $endgroup$













    • $begingroup$
      Very clever solution!
      $endgroup$
      – bob
      Jan 25 at 15:25



















    3












    $begingroup$


    Grandpa lived in the valley of a mountain with the school halfway up. In the morning he'd walk uphill to school. After school he'd walk uphill to a cliff at the top of the mountain overlooking the valley. He'd then paraglide home.







    share|improve this answer









    $endgroup$





















      2












      $begingroup$

      An answer that avoids Grandpa conveniently omitting that he




      also walked downhill




      He...




      walked his bike uphill, and rode it downhill!







      share|improve this answer









      $endgroup$





















        2












        $begingroup$

        This is how I always pictured it as a child.




        The school is built on the side of a mountain. The entrance is at the top. The exit is at the bottom. The house is in the middle. This can also explain why it was "in the snow" as many of these stories are. :)




        Picture:




        enter image description here







        share|improve this answer









        $endgroup$













        • $begingroup$
          +1 for the picture and for including the snow!
          $endgroup$
          – bob
          Jan 25 at 15:26



















        1












        $begingroup$

        Possibility:




        His house was on a hill above the school, but the school was at the top of a high-rise building, higher than his house. He walked up stairs in the morning but took the elevator down and then walked the rest of the way in the afternoon. Thus he had a walking elevation gain both ways.







        share|improve this answer









        $endgroup$













        • $begingroup$
          That certainly works!
          $endgroup$
          – bob
          Jan 24 at 18:56



















        1












        $begingroup$

        Unironically this actually happened to me when I grew up.

        There was a...




        valley in between my house and the school so I would start off downhill then have to go up hill both ways







        share|improve this answer











        $endgroup$













        • $begingroup$
          Interesting real-life example.
          $endgroup$
          – bob
          Jan 24 at 20:45



















        1












        $begingroup$

        Your grandpa




        lived on the top of a hill and his school was on the top of a different hill. Both the school and his house had a mechanism to get to the base of the hill quickly, such as a fireman's pole or a cart on rails going downhill. However, although the fastest way to go downhill, none of these mechanisms could be used uphill, so he had to walk uphill both ways, but never walk downhill!







        share|improve this answer









        $endgroup$





















          1












          $begingroup$

          Grandpa lived on a...




          houseboat, which great-grandpa would dock overnight in the bay. Grandpa would walk uphill to school, and while he was there, great-grandpa would sail the boat upstream through some locks. By the time grandpa got out of school, he'd have to walk uphill to the houseboat, before sailing back downstream to the bay.




          Alternatively, Grandpa lived on a...




          houseboat and went to a maritime school that was only in session between low and high tide. He'd get off the boat at low tide and walk uphill to school, but when school let out at high tide, he'd have to walk uphill to get back to his house.







          share|improve this answer











          $endgroup$





















            0












            $begingroup$


            Is "Uphill" his dog, which he walked to school with him everyday? Therefore he "walked Uphill both ways"?







            share|improve this answer









            $endgroup$













            • $begingroup$
              Fun answer! You and Accumulation both arrived at the same solution.
              $endgroup$
              – bob
              Jan 24 at 20:43



















            0












            $begingroup$


            Grandpa had to work at a job after school which was located at a lower elevation than his house, which in turn was lower than the school. So, in the morning he would walk up a hill to school, then after school he would walk downhill to where he worked (not mentioned), then at the end of work his trip home would be uphill again.







            share|improve this answer









            $endgroup$





















              0












              $begingroup$


              Grandpa had to walk into a headwind both ways - perhaps he lived somewhere with a regular and predictable weather pattern, and the prevailing wind would reverse twice a day.

              Riding/walking/running into a headwind would replicate the added resistance of walking uphill, same as on a soft sandy beach.




              Inspired by cycling, and this definitely makes the flats feel like hills.






              share|improve this answer











              $endgroup$













              • $begingroup$
                Interesting. Maybe a little bit of a stretch?
                $endgroup$
                – bob
                Jan 24 at 19:43



















              0












              $begingroup$


              There's quite a few "ravine|canyon|valley" in the middle answers, where each trip is downhill then uphill. My personal walk to elementary school had a ridge in the middle. Same kind of answer, but opposite. First uphill then downhill both ways.







              share|improve this answer









              $endgroup$




















                22 Answers
                22






                active

                oldest

                votes








                22 Answers
                22






                active

                oldest

                votes









                active

                oldest

                votes






                active

                oldest

                votes









                22












                $begingroup$


                He lived on a small iceberg floating in the ocean. The residential area is on one side and the school is on the other. When everybody is at home, the residential area is more heavily weighted and the berg slopes upward towards the school. When everyone is at school, that side is heavier and the way home is uphill. Of course, when about half the people have crossed the midpoint, the iceberg would tilt the other way, but maybe your grandpa was an early riser and a diligent student and left before everyone else, and also went home early, so for him it was uphill both ways. For the lazy folks that slept in and arrived late (and maybe because of that got kept late for detention), it was downhill both ways.







                share|improve this answer









                $endgroup$









                • 1




                  $begingroup$
                  Bonus that this also solves the unstated (but well-known) snow part of the story.
                  $endgroup$
                  – bob
                  Jan 25 at 15:25










                • $begingroup$
                  Take my upvote!
                  $endgroup$
                  – Riddler
                  2 days ago
















                22












                $begingroup$


                He lived on a small iceberg floating in the ocean. The residential area is on one side and the school is on the other. When everybody is at home, the residential area is more heavily weighted and the berg slopes upward towards the school. When everyone is at school, that side is heavier and the way home is uphill. Of course, when about half the people have crossed the midpoint, the iceberg would tilt the other way, but maybe your grandpa was an early riser and a diligent student and left before everyone else, and also went home early, so for him it was uphill both ways. For the lazy folks that slept in and arrived late (and maybe because of that got kept late for detention), it was downhill both ways.







                share|improve this answer









                $endgroup$









                • 1




                  $begingroup$
                  Bonus that this also solves the unstated (but well-known) snow part of the story.
                  $endgroup$
                  – bob
                  Jan 25 at 15:25










                • $begingroup$
                  Take my upvote!
                  $endgroup$
                  – Riddler
                  2 days ago














                22












                22








                22





                $begingroup$


                He lived on a small iceberg floating in the ocean. The residential area is on one side and the school is on the other. When everybody is at home, the residential area is more heavily weighted and the berg slopes upward towards the school. When everyone is at school, that side is heavier and the way home is uphill. Of course, when about half the people have crossed the midpoint, the iceberg would tilt the other way, but maybe your grandpa was an early riser and a diligent student and left before everyone else, and also went home early, so for him it was uphill both ways. For the lazy folks that slept in and arrived late (and maybe because of that got kept late for detention), it was downhill both ways.







                share|improve this answer









                $endgroup$




                He lived on a small iceberg floating in the ocean. The residential area is on one side and the school is on the other. When everybody is at home, the residential area is more heavily weighted and the berg slopes upward towards the school. When everyone is at school, that side is heavier and the way home is uphill. Of course, when about half the people have crossed the midpoint, the iceberg would tilt the other way, but maybe your grandpa was an early riser and a diligent student and left before everyone else, and also went home early, so for him it was uphill both ways. For the lazy folks that slept in and arrived late (and maybe because of that got kept late for detention), it was downhill both ways.








                share|improve this answer












                share|improve this answer



                share|improve this answer










                answered Jan 24 at 18:29









                Darrel HoffmanDarrel Hoffman

                1,666919




                1,666919








                • 1




                  $begingroup$
                  Bonus that this also solves the unstated (but well-known) snow part of the story.
                  $endgroup$
                  – bob
                  Jan 25 at 15:25










                • $begingroup$
                  Take my upvote!
                  $endgroup$
                  – Riddler
                  2 days ago














                • 1




                  $begingroup$
                  Bonus that this also solves the unstated (but well-known) snow part of the story.
                  $endgroup$
                  – bob
                  Jan 25 at 15:25










                • $begingroup$
                  Take my upvote!
                  $endgroup$
                  – Riddler
                  2 days ago








                1




                1




                $begingroup$
                Bonus that this also solves the unstated (but well-known) snow part of the story.
                $endgroup$
                – bob
                Jan 25 at 15:25




                $begingroup$
                Bonus that this also solves the unstated (but well-known) snow part of the story.
                $endgroup$
                – bob
                Jan 25 at 15:25












                $begingroup$
                Take my upvote!
                $endgroup$
                – Riddler
                2 days ago




                $begingroup$
                Take my upvote!
                $endgroup$
                – Riddler
                2 days ago











                31












                $begingroup$

                Psh easy




                Gramps walked down a street named uphill to school and then he walked down the same street home every day.







                share|improve this answer









                $endgroup$









                • 2




                  $begingroup$
                  I love this one!
                  $endgroup$
                  – bob
                  Jan 24 at 18:25


















                31












                $begingroup$

                Psh easy




                Gramps walked down a street named uphill to school and then he walked down the same street home every day.







                share|improve this answer









                $endgroup$









                • 2




                  $begingroup$
                  I love this one!
                  $endgroup$
                  – bob
                  Jan 24 at 18:25
















                31












                31








                31





                $begingroup$

                Psh easy




                Gramps walked down a street named uphill to school and then he walked down the same street home every day.







                share|improve this answer









                $endgroup$



                Psh easy




                Gramps walked down a street named uphill to school and then he walked down the same street home every day.








                share|improve this answer












                share|improve this answer



                share|improve this answer










                answered Jan 24 at 18:05









                SteveSteve

                41113




                41113








                • 2




                  $begingroup$
                  I love this one!
                  $endgroup$
                  – bob
                  Jan 24 at 18:25
















                • 2




                  $begingroup$
                  I love this one!
                  $endgroup$
                  – bob
                  Jan 24 at 18:25










                2




                2




                $begingroup$
                I love this one!
                $endgroup$
                – bob
                Jan 24 at 18:25






                $begingroup$
                I love this one!
                $endgroup$
                – bob
                Jan 24 at 18:25













                28












                $begingroup$

                Answer:




                Grandpa's house and the school were both situated at the top of separate hills, so he had to walk downhill and then uphill in both directions.







                share|improve this answer









                $endgroup$













                • $begingroup$
                  That's how I always understood it worked.
                  $endgroup$
                  – Arturo Torres Sánchez
                  Jan 25 at 13:55
















                28












                $begingroup$

                Answer:




                Grandpa's house and the school were both situated at the top of separate hills, so he had to walk downhill and then uphill in both directions.







                share|improve this answer









                $endgroup$













                • $begingroup$
                  That's how I always understood it worked.
                  $endgroup$
                  – Arturo Torres Sánchez
                  Jan 25 at 13:55














                28












                28








                28





                $begingroup$

                Answer:




                Grandpa's house and the school were both situated at the top of separate hills, so he had to walk downhill and then uphill in both directions.







                share|improve this answer









                $endgroup$



                Answer:




                Grandpa's house and the school were both situated at the top of separate hills, so he had to walk downhill and then uphill in both directions.








                share|improve this answer












                share|improve this answer



                share|improve this answer










                answered Jan 24 at 16:30









                AHKieranAHKieran

                4,9981040




                4,9981040












                • $begingroup$
                  That's how I always understood it worked.
                  $endgroup$
                  – Arturo Torres Sánchez
                  Jan 25 at 13:55


















                • $begingroup$
                  That's how I always understood it worked.
                  $endgroup$
                  – Arturo Torres Sánchez
                  Jan 25 at 13:55
















                $begingroup$
                That's how I always understood it worked.
                $endgroup$
                – Arturo Torres Sánchez
                Jan 25 at 13:55




                $begingroup$
                That's how I always understood it worked.
                $endgroup$
                – Arturo Torres Sánchez
                Jan 25 at 13:55











                22












                $begingroup$

                possibly




                The school had multiple buildings and Grandpa's first class in the morning was in a building on a hill that was uphill from his home. And his last class in the afternoon was in a little valley at the base of the hill so it was uphill back home. During the day, he moved up and down to get from building to building for his classes.




                Poor Grandpa. He forgot to mention the snow and 15 miles.






                share|improve this answer









                $endgroup$













                • $begingroup$
                  Yeah, he was getting to the snow but kids today just don't know how not to interrupt. :)
                  $endgroup$
                  – bob
                  Jan 24 at 16:51








                • 1




                  $begingroup$
                  Not to mention living in a paper bag and getting up 2 hours before they went to sleep.
                  $endgroup$
                  – WhatRoughBeast
                  Jan 24 at 22:39
















                22












                $begingroup$

                possibly




                The school had multiple buildings and Grandpa's first class in the morning was in a building on a hill that was uphill from his home. And his last class in the afternoon was in a little valley at the base of the hill so it was uphill back home. During the day, he moved up and down to get from building to building for his classes.




                Poor Grandpa. He forgot to mention the snow and 15 miles.






                share|improve this answer









                $endgroup$













                • $begingroup$
                  Yeah, he was getting to the snow but kids today just don't know how not to interrupt. :)
                  $endgroup$
                  – bob
                  Jan 24 at 16:51








                • 1




                  $begingroup$
                  Not to mention living in a paper bag and getting up 2 hours before they went to sleep.
                  $endgroup$
                  – WhatRoughBeast
                  Jan 24 at 22:39














                22












                22








                22





                $begingroup$

                possibly




                The school had multiple buildings and Grandpa's first class in the morning was in a building on a hill that was uphill from his home. And his last class in the afternoon was in a little valley at the base of the hill so it was uphill back home. During the day, he moved up and down to get from building to building for his classes.




                Poor Grandpa. He forgot to mention the snow and 15 miles.






                share|improve this answer









                $endgroup$



                possibly




                The school had multiple buildings and Grandpa's first class in the morning was in a building on a hill that was uphill from his home. And his last class in the afternoon was in a little valley at the base of the hill so it was uphill back home. During the day, he moved up and down to get from building to building for his classes.




                Poor Grandpa. He forgot to mention the snow and 15 miles.







                share|improve this answer












                share|improve this answer



                share|improve this answer










                answered Jan 24 at 16:36









                SteveVSteveV

                5,9402630




                5,9402630












                • $begingroup$
                  Yeah, he was getting to the snow but kids today just don't know how not to interrupt. :)
                  $endgroup$
                  – bob
                  Jan 24 at 16:51








                • 1




                  $begingroup$
                  Not to mention living in a paper bag and getting up 2 hours before they went to sleep.
                  $endgroup$
                  – WhatRoughBeast
                  Jan 24 at 22:39


















                • $begingroup$
                  Yeah, he was getting to the snow but kids today just don't know how not to interrupt. :)
                  $endgroup$
                  – bob
                  Jan 24 at 16:51








                • 1




                  $begingroup$
                  Not to mention living in a paper bag and getting up 2 hours before they went to sleep.
                  $endgroup$
                  – WhatRoughBeast
                  Jan 24 at 22:39
















                $begingroup$
                Yeah, he was getting to the snow but kids today just don't know how not to interrupt. :)
                $endgroup$
                – bob
                Jan 24 at 16:51






                $begingroup$
                Yeah, he was getting to the snow but kids today just don't know how not to interrupt. :)
                $endgroup$
                – bob
                Jan 24 at 16:51






                1




                1




                $begingroup$
                Not to mention living in a paper bag and getting up 2 hours before they went to sleep.
                $endgroup$
                – WhatRoughBeast
                Jan 24 at 22:39




                $begingroup$
                Not to mention living in a paper bag and getting up 2 hours before they went to sleep.
                $endgroup$
                – WhatRoughBeast
                Jan 24 at 22:39











                10












                $begingroup$

                Your Grandpa:




                wasn't lying. He lived on a Penrose Field, with the school on the other side. Uphill both ways, unless of course some days he felt lazy and went downhill both ways!







                share|improve this answer









                $endgroup$









                • 1




                  $begingroup$
                  Those aren't physically possible, so this answer is as valid as saying "magic"...
                  $endgroup$
                  – BlueRaja - Danny Pflughoeft
                  Jan 24 at 22:07










                • $begingroup$
                  Lolol @ an impossible answer!
                  $endgroup$
                  – Riddler
                  2 days ago
















                10












                $begingroup$

                Your Grandpa:




                wasn't lying. He lived on a Penrose Field, with the school on the other side. Uphill both ways, unless of course some days he felt lazy and went downhill both ways!







                share|improve this answer









                $endgroup$









                • 1




                  $begingroup$
                  Those aren't physically possible, so this answer is as valid as saying "magic"...
                  $endgroup$
                  – BlueRaja - Danny Pflughoeft
                  Jan 24 at 22:07










                • $begingroup$
                  Lolol @ an impossible answer!
                  $endgroup$
                  – Riddler
                  2 days ago














                10












                10








                10





                $begingroup$

                Your Grandpa:




                wasn't lying. He lived on a Penrose Field, with the school on the other side. Uphill both ways, unless of course some days he felt lazy and went downhill both ways!







                share|improve this answer









                $endgroup$



                Your Grandpa:




                wasn't lying. He lived on a Penrose Field, with the school on the other side. Uphill both ways, unless of course some days he felt lazy and went downhill both ways!








                share|improve this answer












                share|improve this answer



                share|improve this answer










                answered Jan 24 at 18:05









                JonMark PerryJonMark Perry

                18.9k63891




                18.9k63891








                • 1




                  $begingroup$
                  Those aren't physically possible, so this answer is as valid as saying "magic"...
                  $endgroup$
                  – BlueRaja - Danny Pflughoeft
                  Jan 24 at 22:07










                • $begingroup$
                  Lolol @ an impossible answer!
                  $endgroup$
                  – Riddler
                  2 days ago














                • 1




                  $begingroup$
                  Those aren't physically possible, so this answer is as valid as saying "magic"...
                  $endgroup$
                  – BlueRaja - Danny Pflughoeft
                  Jan 24 at 22:07










                • $begingroup$
                  Lolol @ an impossible answer!
                  $endgroup$
                  – Riddler
                  2 days ago








                1




                1




                $begingroup$
                Those aren't physically possible, so this answer is as valid as saying "magic"...
                $endgroup$
                – BlueRaja - Danny Pflughoeft
                Jan 24 at 22:07




                $begingroup$
                Those aren't physically possible, so this answer is as valid as saying "magic"...
                $endgroup$
                – BlueRaja - Danny Pflughoeft
                Jan 24 at 22:07












                $begingroup$
                Lolol @ an impossible answer!
                $endgroup$
                – Riddler
                2 days ago




                $begingroup$
                Lolol @ an impossible answer!
                $endgroup$
                – Riddler
                2 days ago











                10












                $begingroup$


                He had a dog named "uphill". $ $ $ $







                share|improve this answer









                $endgroup$













                • $begingroup$
                  Interesting. I wish my school was like that!
                  $endgroup$
                  – bob
                  Jan 24 at 19:45
















                10












                $begingroup$


                He had a dog named "uphill". $ $ $ $







                share|improve this answer









                $endgroup$













                • $begingroup$
                  Interesting. I wish my school was like that!
                  $endgroup$
                  – bob
                  Jan 24 at 19:45














                10












                10








                10





                $begingroup$


                He had a dog named "uphill". $ $ $ $







                share|improve this answer









                $endgroup$




                He had a dog named "uphill". $ $ $ $








                share|improve this answer












                share|improve this answer



                share|improve this answer










                answered Jan 24 at 19:09









                AcccumulationAcccumulation

                504111




                504111












                • $begingroup$
                  Interesting. I wish my school was like that!
                  $endgroup$
                  – bob
                  Jan 24 at 19:45


















                • $begingroup$
                  Interesting. I wish my school was like that!
                  $endgroup$
                  – bob
                  Jan 24 at 19:45
















                $begingroup$
                Interesting. I wish my school was like that!
                $endgroup$
                – bob
                Jan 24 at 19:45




                $begingroup$
                Interesting. I wish my school was like that!
                $endgroup$
                – bob
                Jan 24 at 19:45











                8












                $begingroup$

                A possible answer




                Your grandpa travelled to and from school on a team boat that used a human treadwheel system of propulsion.
                To operate the paddles and gain forward motion, he would have to walk uphill in both directions.







                share|improve this answer









                $endgroup$













                • $begingroup$
                  Very interesting take on this!
                  $endgroup$
                  – bob
                  Jan 24 at 18:00










                • $begingroup$
                  This would probably be my first runner up if I could indicate that on this site. Very creative!
                  $endgroup$
                  – bob
                  Jan 25 at 15:26
















                8












                $begingroup$

                A possible answer




                Your grandpa travelled to and from school on a team boat that used a human treadwheel system of propulsion.
                To operate the paddles and gain forward motion, he would have to walk uphill in both directions.







                share|improve this answer









                $endgroup$













                • $begingroup$
                  Very interesting take on this!
                  $endgroup$
                  – bob
                  Jan 24 at 18:00










                • $begingroup$
                  This would probably be my first runner up if I could indicate that on this site. Very creative!
                  $endgroup$
                  – bob
                  Jan 25 at 15:26














                8












                8








                8





                $begingroup$

                A possible answer




                Your grandpa travelled to and from school on a team boat that used a human treadwheel system of propulsion.
                To operate the paddles and gain forward motion, he would have to walk uphill in both directions.







                share|improve this answer









                $endgroup$



                A possible answer




                Your grandpa travelled to and from school on a team boat that used a human treadwheel system of propulsion.
                To operate the paddles and gain forward motion, he would have to walk uphill in both directions.








                share|improve this answer












                share|improve this answer



                share|improve this answer










                answered Jan 24 at 17:58









                hexominohexomino

                39.2k3114184




                39.2k3114184












                • $begingroup$
                  Very interesting take on this!
                  $endgroup$
                  – bob
                  Jan 24 at 18:00










                • $begingroup$
                  This would probably be my first runner up if I could indicate that on this site. Very creative!
                  $endgroup$
                  – bob
                  Jan 25 at 15:26


















                • $begingroup$
                  Very interesting take on this!
                  $endgroup$
                  – bob
                  Jan 24 at 18:00










                • $begingroup$
                  This would probably be my first runner up if I could indicate that on this site. Very creative!
                  $endgroup$
                  – bob
                  Jan 25 at 15:26
















                $begingroup$
                Very interesting take on this!
                $endgroup$
                – bob
                Jan 24 at 18:00




                $begingroup$
                Very interesting take on this!
                $endgroup$
                – bob
                Jan 24 at 18:00












                $begingroup$
                This would probably be my first runner up if I could indicate that on this site. Very creative!
                $endgroup$
                – bob
                Jan 25 at 15:26




                $begingroup$
                This would probably be my first runner up if I could indicate that on this site. Very creative!
                $endgroup$
                – bob
                Jan 25 at 15:26











                8












                $begingroup$


                He lived part way up a mountain and went to skiing school. Uphill to the lesson at the top, and uphill from the bottom of the slope back home.







                share|improve this answer









                $endgroup$


















                  8












                  $begingroup$


                  He lived part way up a mountain and went to skiing school. Uphill to the lesson at the top, and uphill from the bottom of the slope back home.







                  share|improve this answer









                  $endgroup$
















                    8












                    8








                    8





                    $begingroup$


                    He lived part way up a mountain and went to skiing school. Uphill to the lesson at the top, and uphill from the bottom of the slope back home.







                    share|improve this answer









                    $endgroup$




                    He lived part way up a mountain and went to skiing school. Uphill to the lesson at the top, and uphill from the bottom of the slope back home.








                    share|improve this answer












                    share|improve this answer



                    share|improve this answer










                    answered Jan 24 at 19:54









                    bjornebjorne

                    1811




                    1811























                        7












                        $begingroup$

                        This is trivially true if




                        there is at least one hill or valley in between the two endpoints of the journey, in which case the person walking will go both uphill and downhill both ways.







                        share|improve this answer









                        $endgroup$













                        • $begingroup$
                          Interesting; I like the idea of slightly re-interpreting the wording in a way that is still plausible. Cool!
                          $endgroup$
                          – bob
                          Jan 24 at 18:24
















                        7












                        $begingroup$

                        This is trivially true if




                        there is at least one hill or valley in between the two endpoints of the journey, in which case the person walking will go both uphill and downhill both ways.







                        share|improve this answer









                        $endgroup$













                        • $begingroup$
                          Interesting; I like the idea of slightly re-interpreting the wording in a way that is still plausible. Cool!
                          $endgroup$
                          – bob
                          Jan 24 at 18:24














                        7












                        7








                        7





                        $begingroup$

                        This is trivially true if




                        there is at least one hill or valley in between the two endpoints of the journey, in which case the person walking will go both uphill and downhill both ways.







                        share|improve this answer









                        $endgroup$



                        This is trivially true if




                        there is at least one hill or valley in between the two endpoints of the journey, in which case the person walking will go both uphill and downhill both ways.








                        share|improve this answer












                        share|improve this answer



                        share|improve this answer










                        answered Jan 24 at 18:08









                        Mason WheelerMason Wheeler

                        23619




                        23619












                        • $begingroup$
                          Interesting; I like the idea of slightly re-interpreting the wording in a way that is still plausible. Cool!
                          $endgroup$
                          – bob
                          Jan 24 at 18:24


















                        • $begingroup$
                          Interesting; I like the idea of slightly re-interpreting the wording in a way that is still plausible. Cool!
                          $endgroup$
                          – bob
                          Jan 24 at 18:24
















                        $begingroup$
                        Interesting; I like the idea of slightly re-interpreting the wording in a way that is still plausible. Cool!
                        $endgroup$
                        – bob
                        Jan 24 at 18:24




                        $begingroup$
                        Interesting; I like the idea of slightly re-interpreting the wording in a way that is still plausible. Cool!
                        $endgroup$
                        – bob
                        Jan 24 at 18:24











                        6












                        $begingroup$


                        I believe that this question has been most accurately answered in the following scenario.
                        Your grandfather lives on one side of a ravine. The building is on the other side. A tightrope with room for some slack is strung between the two sides.
                        Because of the weight distribution, when your grandfather uses the tightrope, he would have to walk uphill either way to reach the end of the tightrope.







                        share|improve this answer









                        $endgroup$













                        • $begingroup$
                          This answer is quite clever.
                          $endgroup$
                          – bob
                          Jan 24 at 21:56










                        • $begingroup$
                          And in this case, grandpa has more to complain about than just the walk uphill :)
                          $endgroup$
                          – jafe
                          Jan 25 at 5:43










                        • $begingroup$
                          Actually, I've seen that for real on the TV, only with a zipline instead of a tightrope. In some South America country, there are kids who go to school like that, so if the endpoints are the school and Grandpa's house, both will involve a walk uphill to the startpoints. See here, but video broken.
                          $endgroup$
                          – Ken Y-N
                          Jan 25 at 6:28


















                        6












                        $begingroup$


                        I believe that this question has been most accurately answered in the following scenario.
                        Your grandfather lives on one side of a ravine. The building is on the other side. A tightrope with room for some slack is strung between the two sides.
                        Because of the weight distribution, when your grandfather uses the tightrope, he would have to walk uphill either way to reach the end of the tightrope.







                        share|improve this answer









                        $endgroup$













                        • $begingroup$
                          This answer is quite clever.
                          $endgroup$
                          – bob
                          Jan 24 at 21:56










                        • $begingroup$
                          And in this case, grandpa has more to complain about than just the walk uphill :)
                          $endgroup$
                          – jafe
                          Jan 25 at 5:43










                        • $begingroup$
                          Actually, I've seen that for real on the TV, only with a zipline instead of a tightrope. In some South America country, there are kids who go to school like that, so if the endpoints are the school and Grandpa's house, both will involve a walk uphill to the startpoints. See here, but video broken.
                          $endgroup$
                          – Ken Y-N
                          Jan 25 at 6:28
















                        6












                        6








                        6





                        $begingroup$


                        I believe that this question has been most accurately answered in the following scenario.
                        Your grandfather lives on one side of a ravine. The building is on the other side. A tightrope with room for some slack is strung between the two sides.
                        Because of the weight distribution, when your grandfather uses the tightrope, he would have to walk uphill either way to reach the end of the tightrope.







                        share|improve this answer









                        $endgroup$




                        I believe that this question has been most accurately answered in the following scenario.
                        Your grandfather lives on one side of a ravine. The building is on the other side. A tightrope with room for some slack is strung between the two sides.
                        Because of the weight distribution, when your grandfather uses the tightrope, he would have to walk uphill either way to reach the end of the tightrope.








                        share|improve this answer












                        share|improve this answer



                        share|improve this answer










                        answered Jan 24 at 20:49









                        visualnotsobasicvisualnotsobasic

                        711




                        711












                        • $begingroup$
                          This answer is quite clever.
                          $endgroup$
                          – bob
                          Jan 24 at 21:56










                        • $begingroup$
                          And in this case, grandpa has more to complain about than just the walk uphill :)
                          $endgroup$
                          – jafe
                          Jan 25 at 5:43










                        • $begingroup$
                          Actually, I've seen that for real on the TV, only with a zipline instead of a tightrope. In some South America country, there are kids who go to school like that, so if the endpoints are the school and Grandpa's house, both will involve a walk uphill to the startpoints. See here, but video broken.
                          $endgroup$
                          – Ken Y-N
                          Jan 25 at 6:28




















                        • $begingroup$
                          This answer is quite clever.
                          $endgroup$
                          – bob
                          Jan 24 at 21:56










                        • $begingroup$
                          And in this case, grandpa has more to complain about than just the walk uphill :)
                          $endgroup$
                          – jafe
                          Jan 25 at 5:43










                        • $begingroup$
                          Actually, I've seen that for real on the TV, only with a zipline instead of a tightrope. In some South America country, there are kids who go to school like that, so if the endpoints are the school and Grandpa's house, both will involve a walk uphill to the startpoints. See here, but video broken.
                          $endgroup$
                          – Ken Y-N
                          Jan 25 at 6:28


















                        $begingroup$
                        This answer is quite clever.
                        $endgroup$
                        – bob
                        Jan 24 at 21:56




                        $begingroup$
                        This answer is quite clever.
                        $endgroup$
                        – bob
                        Jan 24 at 21:56












                        $begingroup$
                        And in this case, grandpa has more to complain about than just the walk uphill :)
                        $endgroup$
                        – jafe
                        Jan 25 at 5:43




                        $begingroup$
                        And in this case, grandpa has more to complain about than just the walk uphill :)
                        $endgroup$
                        – jafe
                        Jan 25 at 5:43












                        $begingroup$
                        Actually, I've seen that for real on the TV, only with a zipline instead of a tightrope. In some South America country, there are kids who go to school like that, so if the endpoints are the school and Grandpa's house, both will involve a walk uphill to the startpoints. See here, but video broken.
                        $endgroup$
                        – Ken Y-N
                        Jan 25 at 6:28






                        $begingroup$
                        Actually, I've seen that for real on the TV, only with a zipline instead of a tightrope. In some South America country, there are kids who go to school like that, so if the endpoints are the school and Grandpa's house, both will involve a walk uphill to the startpoints. See here, but video broken.
                        $endgroup$
                        – Ken Y-N
                        Jan 25 at 6:28













                        4












                        $begingroup$


                        Grandpa's family owned six houses, all distributed at different heights along the same mountainside. (Needless to say, his family was quite wealthy.) There were also five different schoolhouses along the mountainside, each one in-between two of Grandpa's houses. On Monday, Grandpa would start at the lowest house on the mountain, and would walk uphill to the lowest school. When school was done, he would walk home, uphill, to the second-lowest house. The next day, he would walk uphill to the next school up the slope, and so on. Each morning he would walk to a different school, and then go home to a different house. On the weekend he would ski down the mountain and start over.







                        share|improve this answer









                        $endgroup$













                        • $begingroup$
                          Very clever solution!
                          $endgroup$
                          – bob
                          Jan 25 at 15:25
















                        4












                        $begingroup$


                        Grandpa's family owned six houses, all distributed at different heights along the same mountainside. (Needless to say, his family was quite wealthy.) There were also five different schoolhouses along the mountainside, each one in-between two of Grandpa's houses. On Monday, Grandpa would start at the lowest house on the mountain, and would walk uphill to the lowest school. When school was done, he would walk home, uphill, to the second-lowest house. The next day, he would walk uphill to the next school up the slope, and so on. Each morning he would walk to a different school, and then go home to a different house. On the weekend he would ski down the mountain and start over.







                        share|improve this answer









                        $endgroup$













                        • $begingroup$
                          Very clever solution!
                          $endgroup$
                          – bob
                          Jan 25 at 15:25














                        4












                        4








                        4





                        $begingroup$


                        Grandpa's family owned six houses, all distributed at different heights along the same mountainside. (Needless to say, his family was quite wealthy.) There were also five different schoolhouses along the mountainside, each one in-between two of Grandpa's houses. On Monday, Grandpa would start at the lowest house on the mountain, and would walk uphill to the lowest school. When school was done, he would walk home, uphill, to the second-lowest house. The next day, he would walk uphill to the next school up the slope, and so on. Each morning he would walk to a different school, and then go home to a different house. On the weekend he would ski down the mountain and start over.







                        share|improve this answer









                        $endgroup$




                        Grandpa's family owned six houses, all distributed at different heights along the same mountainside. (Needless to say, his family was quite wealthy.) There were also five different schoolhouses along the mountainside, each one in-between two of Grandpa's houses. On Monday, Grandpa would start at the lowest house on the mountain, and would walk uphill to the lowest school. When school was done, he would walk home, uphill, to the second-lowest house. The next day, he would walk uphill to the next school up the slope, and so on. Each morning he would walk to a different school, and then go home to a different house. On the weekend he would ski down the mountain and start over.








                        share|improve this answer












                        share|improve this answer



                        share|improve this answer










                        answered Jan 24 at 19:27









                        plasticinsectplasticinsect

                        3227




                        3227












                        • $begingroup$
                          Very clever solution!
                          $endgroup$
                          – bob
                          Jan 25 at 15:25


















                        • $begingroup$
                          Very clever solution!
                          $endgroup$
                          – bob
                          Jan 25 at 15:25
















                        $begingroup$
                        Very clever solution!
                        $endgroup$
                        – bob
                        Jan 25 at 15:25




                        $begingroup$
                        Very clever solution!
                        $endgroup$
                        – bob
                        Jan 25 at 15:25











                        3












                        $begingroup$


                        Grandpa lived in the valley of a mountain with the school halfway up. In the morning he'd walk uphill to school. After school he'd walk uphill to a cliff at the top of the mountain overlooking the valley. He'd then paraglide home.







                        share|improve this answer









                        $endgroup$


















                          3












                          $begingroup$


                          Grandpa lived in the valley of a mountain with the school halfway up. In the morning he'd walk uphill to school. After school he'd walk uphill to a cliff at the top of the mountain overlooking the valley. He'd then paraglide home.







                          share|improve this answer









                          $endgroup$
















                            3












                            3








                            3





                            $begingroup$


                            Grandpa lived in the valley of a mountain with the school halfway up. In the morning he'd walk uphill to school. After school he'd walk uphill to a cliff at the top of the mountain overlooking the valley. He'd then paraglide home.







                            share|improve this answer









                            $endgroup$




                            Grandpa lived in the valley of a mountain with the school halfway up. In the morning he'd walk uphill to school. After school he'd walk uphill to a cliff at the top of the mountain overlooking the valley. He'd then paraglide home.








                            share|improve this answer












                            share|improve this answer



                            share|improve this answer










                            answered Jan 24 at 23:00









                            Paul EvansPaul Evans

                            8,47821846




                            8,47821846























                                2












                                $begingroup$

                                An answer that avoids Grandpa conveniently omitting that he




                                also walked downhill




                                He...




                                walked his bike uphill, and rode it downhill!







                                share|improve this answer









                                $endgroup$


















                                  2












                                  $begingroup$

                                  An answer that avoids Grandpa conveniently omitting that he




                                  also walked downhill




                                  He...




                                  walked his bike uphill, and rode it downhill!







                                  share|improve this answer









                                  $endgroup$
















                                    2












                                    2








                                    2





                                    $begingroup$

                                    An answer that avoids Grandpa conveniently omitting that he




                                    also walked downhill




                                    He...




                                    walked his bike uphill, and rode it downhill!







                                    share|improve this answer









                                    $endgroup$



                                    An answer that avoids Grandpa conveniently omitting that he




                                    also walked downhill




                                    He...




                                    walked his bike uphill, and rode it downhill!








                                    share|improve this answer












                                    share|improve this answer



                                    share|improve this answer










                                    answered Jan 24 at 20:51









                                    BlueRaja - Danny PflughoeftBlueRaja - Danny Pflughoeft

                                    264110




                                    264110























                                        2












                                        $begingroup$

                                        This is how I always pictured it as a child.




                                        The school is built on the side of a mountain. The entrance is at the top. The exit is at the bottom. The house is in the middle. This can also explain why it was "in the snow" as many of these stories are. :)




                                        Picture:




                                        enter image description here







                                        share|improve this answer









                                        $endgroup$













                                        • $begingroup$
                                          +1 for the picture and for including the snow!
                                          $endgroup$
                                          – bob
                                          Jan 25 at 15:26
















                                        2












                                        $begingroup$

                                        This is how I always pictured it as a child.




                                        The school is built on the side of a mountain. The entrance is at the top. The exit is at the bottom. The house is in the middle. This can also explain why it was "in the snow" as many of these stories are. :)




                                        Picture:




                                        enter image description here







                                        share|improve this answer









                                        $endgroup$













                                        • $begingroup$
                                          +1 for the picture and for including the snow!
                                          $endgroup$
                                          – bob
                                          Jan 25 at 15:26














                                        2












                                        2








                                        2





                                        $begingroup$

                                        This is how I always pictured it as a child.




                                        The school is built on the side of a mountain. The entrance is at the top. The exit is at the bottom. The house is in the middle. This can also explain why it was "in the snow" as many of these stories are. :)




                                        Picture:




                                        enter image description here







                                        share|improve this answer









                                        $endgroup$



                                        This is how I always pictured it as a child.




                                        The school is built on the side of a mountain. The entrance is at the top. The exit is at the bottom. The house is in the middle. This can also explain why it was "in the snow" as many of these stories are. :)




                                        Picture:




                                        enter image description here








                                        share|improve this answer












                                        share|improve this answer



                                        share|improve this answer










                                        answered Jan 24 at 22:56









                                        Captain ManCaptain Man

                                        27316




                                        27316












                                        • $begingroup$
                                          +1 for the picture and for including the snow!
                                          $endgroup$
                                          – bob
                                          Jan 25 at 15:26


















                                        • $begingroup$
                                          +1 for the picture and for including the snow!
                                          $endgroup$
                                          – bob
                                          Jan 25 at 15:26
















                                        $begingroup$
                                        +1 for the picture and for including the snow!
                                        $endgroup$
                                        – bob
                                        Jan 25 at 15:26




                                        $begingroup$
                                        +1 for the picture and for including the snow!
                                        $endgroup$
                                        – bob
                                        Jan 25 at 15:26











                                        1












                                        $begingroup$

                                        Possibility:




                                        His house was on a hill above the school, but the school was at the top of a high-rise building, higher than his house. He walked up stairs in the morning but took the elevator down and then walked the rest of the way in the afternoon. Thus he had a walking elevation gain both ways.







                                        share|improve this answer









                                        $endgroup$













                                        • $begingroup$
                                          That certainly works!
                                          $endgroup$
                                          – bob
                                          Jan 24 at 18:56
















                                        1












                                        $begingroup$

                                        Possibility:




                                        His house was on a hill above the school, but the school was at the top of a high-rise building, higher than his house. He walked up stairs in the morning but took the elevator down and then walked the rest of the way in the afternoon. Thus he had a walking elevation gain both ways.







                                        share|improve this answer









                                        $endgroup$













                                        • $begingroup$
                                          That certainly works!
                                          $endgroup$
                                          – bob
                                          Jan 24 at 18:56














                                        1












                                        1








                                        1





                                        $begingroup$

                                        Possibility:




                                        His house was on a hill above the school, but the school was at the top of a high-rise building, higher than his house. He walked up stairs in the morning but took the elevator down and then walked the rest of the way in the afternoon. Thus he had a walking elevation gain both ways.







                                        share|improve this answer









                                        $endgroup$



                                        Possibility:




                                        His house was on a hill above the school, but the school was at the top of a high-rise building, higher than his house. He walked up stairs in the morning but took the elevator down and then walked the rest of the way in the afternoon. Thus he had a walking elevation gain both ways.








                                        share|improve this answer












                                        share|improve this answer



                                        share|improve this answer










                                        answered Jan 24 at 18:31









                                        Gabriel C.Gabriel C.

                                        1214




                                        1214












                                        • $begingroup$
                                          That certainly works!
                                          $endgroup$
                                          – bob
                                          Jan 24 at 18:56


















                                        • $begingroup$
                                          That certainly works!
                                          $endgroup$
                                          – bob
                                          Jan 24 at 18:56
















                                        $begingroup$
                                        That certainly works!
                                        $endgroup$
                                        – bob
                                        Jan 24 at 18:56




                                        $begingroup$
                                        That certainly works!
                                        $endgroup$
                                        – bob
                                        Jan 24 at 18:56











                                        1












                                        $begingroup$

                                        Unironically this actually happened to me when I grew up.

                                        There was a...




                                        valley in between my house and the school so I would start off downhill then have to go up hill both ways







                                        share|improve this answer











                                        $endgroup$













                                        • $begingroup$
                                          Interesting real-life example.
                                          $endgroup$
                                          – bob
                                          Jan 24 at 20:45
















                                        1












                                        $begingroup$

                                        Unironically this actually happened to me when I grew up.

                                        There was a...




                                        valley in between my house and the school so I would start off downhill then have to go up hill both ways







                                        share|improve this answer











                                        $endgroup$













                                        • $begingroup$
                                          Interesting real-life example.
                                          $endgroup$
                                          – bob
                                          Jan 24 at 20:45














                                        1












                                        1








                                        1





                                        $begingroup$

                                        Unironically this actually happened to me when I grew up.

                                        There was a...




                                        valley in between my house and the school so I would start off downhill then have to go up hill both ways







                                        share|improve this answer











                                        $endgroup$



                                        Unironically this actually happened to me when I grew up.

                                        There was a...




                                        valley in between my house and the school so I would start off downhill then have to go up hill both ways








                                        share|improve this answer














                                        share|improve this answer



                                        share|improve this answer








                                        edited Jan 24 at 21:09

























                                        answered Jan 24 at 20:18









                                        Patrick CoynePatrick Coyne

                                        113




                                        113












                                        • $begingroup$
                                          Interesting real-life example.
                                          $endgroup$
                                          – bob
                                          Jan 24 at 20:45


















                                        • $begingroup$
                                          Interesting real-life example.
                                          $endgroup$
                                          – bob
                                          Jan 24 at 20:45
















                                        $begingroup$
                                        Interesting real-life example.
                                        $endgroup$
                                        – bob
                                        Jan 24 at 20:45




                                        $begingroup$
                                        Interesting real-life example.
                                        $endgroup$
                                        – bob
                                        Jan 24 at 20:45











                                        1












                                        $begingroup$

                                        Your grandpa




                                        lived on the top of a hill and his school was on the top of a different hill. Both the school and his house had a mechanism to get to the base of the hill quickly, such as a fireman's pole or a cart on rails going downhill. However, although the fastest way to go downhill, none of these mechanisms could be used uphill, so he had to walk uphill both ways, but never walk downhill!







                                        share|improve this answer









                                        $endgroup$


















                                          1












                                          $begingroup$

                                          Your grandpa




                                          lived on the top of a hill and his school was on the top of a different hill. Both the school and his house had a mechanism to get to the base of the hill quickly, such as a fireman's pole or a cart on rails going downhill. However, although the fastest way to go downhill, none of these mechanisms could be used uphill, so he had to walk uphill both ways, but never walk downhill!







                                          share|improve this answer









                                          $endgroup$
















                                            1












                                            1








                                            1





                                            $begingroup$

                                            Your grandpa




                                            lived on the top of a hill and his school was on the top of a different hill. Both the school and his house had a mechanism to get to the base of the hill quickly, such as a fireman's pole or a cart on rails going downhill. However, although the fastest way to go downhill, none of these mechanisms could be used uphill, so he had to walk uphill both ways, but never walk downhill!







                                            share|improve this answer









                                            $endgroup$



                                            Your grandpa




                                            lived on the top of a hill and his school was on the top of a different hill. Both the school and his house had a mechanism to get to the base of the hill quickly, such as a fireman's pole or a cart on rails going downhill. However, although the fastest way to go downhill, none of these mechanisms could be used uphill, so he had to walk uphill both ways, but never walk downhill!








                                            share|improve this answer












                                            share|improve this answer



                                            share|improve this answer










                                            answered Jan 24 at 21:54









                                            DimPDimP

                                            513




                                            513























                                                1












                                                $begingroup$

                                                Grandpa lived on a...




                                                houseboat, which great-grandpa would dock overnight in the bay. Grandpa would walk uphill to school, and while he was there, great-grandpa would sail the boat upstream through some locks. By the time grandpa got out of school, he'd have to walk uphill to the houseboat, before sailing back downstream to the bay.




                                                Alternatively, Grandpa lived on a...




                                                houseboat and went to a maritime school that was only in session between low and high tide. He'd get off the boat at low tide and walk uphill to school, but when school let out at high tide, he'd have to walk uphill to get back to his house.







                                                share|improve this answer











                                                $endgroup$


















                                                  1












                                                  $begingroup$

                                                  Grandpa lived on a...




                                                  houseboat, which great-grandpa would dock overnight in the bay. Grandpa would walk uphill to school, and while he was there, great-grandpa would sail the boat upstream through some locks. By the time grandpa got out of school, he'd have to walk uphill to the houseboat, before sailing back downstream to the bay.




                                                  Alternatively, Grandpa lived on a...




                                                  houseboat and went to a maritime school that was only in session between low and high tide. He'd get off the boat at low tide and walk uphill to school, but when school let out at high tide, he'd have to walk uphill to get back to his house.







                                                  share|improve this answer











                                                  $endgroup$
















                                                    1












                                                    1








                                                    1





                                                    $begingroup$

                                                    Grandpa lived on a...




                                                    houseboat, which great-grandpa would dock overnight in the bay. Grandpa would walk uphill to school, and while he was there, great-grandpa would sail the boat upstream through some locks. By the time grandpa got out of school, he'd have to walk uphill to the houseboat, before sailing back downstream to the bay.




                                                    Alternatively, Grandpa lived on a...




                                                    houseboat and went to a maritime school that was only in session between low and high tide. He'd get off the boat at low tide and walk uphill to school, but when school let out at high tide, he'd have to walk uphill to get back to his house.







                                                    share|improve this answer











                                                    $endgroup$



                                                    Grandpa lived on a...




                                                    houseboat, which great-grandpa would dock overnight in the bay. Grandpa would walk uphill to school, and while he was there, great-grandpa would sail the boat upstream through some locks. By the time grandpa got out of school, he'd have to walk uphill to the houseboat, before sailing back downstream to the bay.




                                                    Alternatively, Grandpa lived on a...




                                                    houseboat and went to a maritime school that was only in session between low and high tide. He'd get off the boat at low tide and walk uphill to school, but when school let out at high tide, he'd have to walk uphill to get back to his house.








                                                    share|improve this answer














                                                    share|improve this answer



                                                    share|improve this answer








                                                    edited Jan 24 at 22:13









                                                    bob

                                                    20217




                                                    20217










                                                    answered Jan 24 at 21:04









                                                    Nuclear WangNuclear Wang

                                                    1,205515




                                                    1,205515























                                                        0












                                                        $begingroup$


                                                        Is "Uphill" his dog, which he walked to school with him everyday? Therefore he "walked Uphill both ways"?







                                                        share|improve this answer









                                                        $endgroup$













                                                        • $begingroup$
                                                          Fun answer! You and Accumulation both arrived at the same solution.
                                                          $endgroup$
                                                          – bob
                                                          Jan 24 at 20:43
















                                                        0












                                                        $begingroup$


                                                        Is "Uphill" his dog, which he walked to school with him everyday? Therefore he "walked Uphill both ways"?







                                                        share|improve this answer









                                                        $endgroup$













                                                        • $begingroup$
                                                          Fun answer! You and Accumulation both arrived at the same solution.
                                                          $endgroup$
                                                          – bob
                                                          Jan 24 at 20:43














                                                        0












                                                        0








                                                        0





                                                        $begingroup$


                                                        Is "Uphill" his dog, which he walked to school with him everyday? Therefore he "walked Uphill both ways"?







                                                        share|improve this answer









                                                        $endgroup$




                                                        Is "Uphill" his dog, which he walked to school with him everyday? Therefore he "walked Uphill both ways"?








                                                        share|improve this answer












                                                        share|improve this answer



                                                        share|improve this answer










                                                        answered Jan 24 at 20:38









                                                        jared.nesbitjared.nesbit

                                                        2005




                                                        2005












                                                        • $begingroup$
                                                          Fun answer! You and Accumulation both arrived at the same solution.
                                                          $endgroup$
                                                          – bob
                                                          Jan 24 at 20:43


















                                                        • $begingroup$
                                                          Fun answer! You and Accumulation both arrived at the same solution.
                                                          $endgroup$
                                                          – bob
                                                          Jan 24 at 20:43
















                                                        $begingroup$
                                                        Fun answer! You and Accumulation both arrived at the same solution.
                                                        $endgroup$
                                                        – bob
                                                        Jan 24 at 20:43




                                                        $begingroup$
                                                        Fun answer! You and Accumulation both arrived at the same solution.
                                                        $endgroup$
                                                        – bob
                                                        Jan 24 at 20:43











                                                        0












                                                        $begingroup$


                                                        Grandpa had to work at a job after school which was located at a lower elevation than his house, which in turn was lower than the school. So, in the morning he would walk up a hill to school, then after school he would walk downhill to where he worked (not mentioned), then at the end of work his trip home would be uphill again.







                                                        share|improve this answer









                                                        $endgroup$


















                                                          0












                                                          $begingroup$


                                                          Grandpa had to work at a job after school which was located at a lower elevation than his house, which in turn was lower than the school. So, in the morning he would walk up a hill to school, then after school he would walk downhill to where he worked (not mentioned), then at the end of work his trip home would be uphill again.







                                                          share|improve this answer









                                                          $endgroup$
















                                                            0












                                                            0








                                                            0





                                                            $begingroup$


                                                            Grandpa had to work at a job after school which was located at a lower elevation than his house, which in turn was lower than the school. So, in the morning he would walk up a hill to school, then after school he would walk downhill to where he worked (not mentioned), then at the end of work his trip home would be uphill again.







                                                            share|improve this answer









                                                            $endgroup$




                                                            Grandpa had to work at a job after school which was located at a lower elevation than his house, which in turn was lower than the school. So, in the morning he would walk up a hill to school, then after school he would walk downhill to where he worked (not mentioned), then at the end of work his trip home would be uphill again.








                                                            share|improve this answer












                                                            share|improve this answer



                                                            share|improve this answer










                                                            answered Jan 24 at 21:55









                                                            Daniel ScheplerDaniel Schepler

                                                            3,253528




                                                            3,253528























                                                                0












                                                                $begingroup$


                                                                Grandpa had to walk into a headwind both ways - perhaps he lived somewhere with a regular and predictable weather pattern, and the prevailing wind would reverse twice a day.

                                                                Riding/walking/running into a headwind would replicate the added resistance of walking uphill, same as on a soft sandy beach.




                                                                Inspired by cycling, and this definitely makes the flats feel like hills.






                                                                share|improve this answer











                                                                $endgroup$













                                                                • $begingroup$
                                                                  Interesting. Maybe a little bit of a stretch?
                                                                  $endgroup$
                                                                  – bob
                                                                  Jan 24 at 19:43
















                                                                0












                                                                $begingroup$


                                                                Grandpa had to walk into a headwind both ways - perhaps he lived somewhere with a regular and predictable weather pattern, and the prevailing wind would reverse twice a day.

                                                                Riding/walking/running into a headwind would replicate the added resistance of walking uphill, same as on a soft sandy beach.




                                                                Inspired by cycling, and this definitely makes the flats feel like hills.






                                                                share|improve this answer











                                                                $endgroup$













                                                                • $begingroup$
                                                                  Interesting. Maybe a little bit of a stretch?
                                                                  $endgroup$
                                                                  – bob
                                                                  Jan 24 at 19:43














                                                                0












                                                                0








                                                                0





                                                                $begingroup$


                                                                Grandpa had to walk into a headwind both ways - perhaps he lived somewhere with a regular and predictable weather pattern, and the prevailing wind would reverse twice a day.

                                                                Riding/walking/running into a headwind would replicate the added resistance of walking uphill, same as on a soft sandy beach.




                                                                Inspired by cycling, and this definitely makes the flats feel like hills.






                                                                share|improve this answer











                                                                $endgroup$




                                                                Grandpa had to walk into a headwind both ways - perhaps he lived somewhere with a regular and predictable weather pattern, and the prevailing wind would reverse twice a day.

                                                                Riding/walking/running into a headwind would replicate the added resistance of walking uphill, same as on a soft sandy beach.




                                                                Inspired by cycling, and this definitely makes the flats feel like hills.







                                                                share|improve this answer














                                                                share|improve this answer



                                                                share|improve this answer








                                                                edited Jan 25 at 0:01

























                                                                answered Jan 24 at 19:19









                                                                CriggieCriggie

                                                                49117




                                                                49117












                                                                • $begingroup$
                                                                  Interesting. Maybe a little bit of a stretch?
                                                                  $endgroup$
                                                                  – bob
                                                                  Jan 24 at 19:43


















                                                                • $begingroup$
                                                                  Interesting. Maybe a little bit of a stretch?
                                                                  $endgroup$
                                                                  – bob
                                                                  Jan 24 at 19:43
















                                                                $begingroup$
                                                                Interesting. Maybe a little bit of a stretch?
                                                                $endgroup$
                                                                – bob
                                                                Jan 24 at 19:43




                                                                $begingroup$
                                                                Interesting. Maybe a little bit of a stretch?
                                                                $endgroup$
                                                                – bob
                                                                Jan 24 at 19:43











                                                                0












                                                                $begingroup$


                                                                There's quite a few "ravine|canyon|valley" in the middle answers, where each trip is downhill then uphill. My personal walk to elementary school had a ridge in the middle. Same kind of answer, but opposite. First uphill then downhill both ways.







                                                                share|improve this answer









                                                                $endgroup$


















                                                                  0












                                                                  $begingroup$


                                                                  There's quite a few "ravine|canyon|valley" in the middle answers, where each trip is downhill then uphill. My personal walk to elementary school had a ridge in the middle. Same kind of answer, but opposite. First uphill then downhill both ways.







                                                                  share|improve this answer









                                                                  $endgroup$
















                                                                    0












                                                                    0








                                                                    0





                                                                    $begingroup$


                                                                    There's quite a few "ravine|canyon|valley" in the middle answers, where each trip is downhill then uphill. My personal walk to elementary school had a ridge in the middle. Same kind of answer, but opposite. First uphill then downhill both ways.







                                                                    share|improve this answer









                                                                    $endgroup$




                                                                    There's quite a few "ravine|canyon|valley" in the middle answers, where each trip is downhill then uphill. My personal walk to elementary school had a ridge in the middle. Same kind of answer, but opposite. First uphill then downhill both ways.








                                                                    share|improve this answer












                                                                    share|improve this answer



                                                                    share|improve this answer










                                                                    answered Jan 25 at 0:07









                                                                    McKayMcKay

                                                                    1013




                                                                    1013















                                                                        Popular posts from this blog

                                                                        Biblatex bibliography style without URLs when DOI exists (in Overleaf with Zotero bibliography)

                                                                        ComboBox Display Member on multiple fields

                                                                        Is it possible to collect Nectar points via Trainline?